Things I Learned This Weekend

I learned several things this weekend, most of them pertaining to tequila and bodysuits. Please do not follow in my shoes and do learn from my mistakes. My missteps/advice reads as follows:

One should rarely ever go ‘LIVE’ on Instagram. Do not let tequila fool you into believing that going ‘LIVE’ is a good idea.

Remember a couple of weeks ago when you put up the Christmas lights and nearly everything came crashing down and you swore you would never do it again, well bodysuits in a restroom are like that but way worse.

Oh hey, Bad idea 1 and Bad Idea 2 got together and had a baby and now you get to clean up after it.

But don’t worry, you met some great friends that will be with you for the rest of your life because you thought it would be fun to take a selfie.